The Ghost of Christmas Past

Would this be more interesting if it were a continuation of the Drake vs Push feud? Probably. Wouldn’t Drake vs Kendrick Lamar be even better? What if we dedicated all our efforts in the field of artificial intelligence towards creating Tupac and Biggie rap-robots? We could bring the greatest beef of all time into the 21st century, wouldn’t that be great?  

I’m into all these things, but that’s not what we’ve been given. What we have been given is Dickensian drama. “A (2018) Christmas Carol.” It’s not the timeless classic we need, but it might be the version that 2018 deserves.